The word of the day is Arduous - involving or requiring strenuous effort; difficult and tiring. Sitting in 2 hr long virtual meetings all day with only 15 min breaks in between is arduous. I'm ready to go home.

Quick PSA to all toddler parents - do NOT try and groom your eyebrows with a razor when your child is loose in the house. I am now missing my left eyebrow and my dignity. #toddlermomlife

It’s fun to watch these again!!

Stumbled upon this video just now & I feel personally attacked....Have I ever moved on? No. WILL I ever move on from 2009? In your dreams, nerd! . #istillownjefferycampbells #mustachefingertattoo #myiPodnanoisover15yearsold

You are not your thoughts. #mindfulness

Just got woken up by Alexa with the loudest red alert I’ve ever heard. “Winter Weather Advisory” and then she proceeded to ask if she should order toilet paper and tide pods to my house. Alexa gets it. 🤷🏼‍♀️ #alexa #winterweather #5amthoughts

@Louie Hamilton i’ve also had horned things on the brain lately

I'm going to this poetry open mic on Friday at The Floating Bookshop (on 9th Street in Automobile Alley, a few doors down from Factory Obscura). I will be opening the evening with that little French horn thing I did last month to get us all in the spirit. Totally free to come! Gonna be cozy and intimate and lovely.

who would come to my supper club be honest??!!?!????

Coffee is brewing, windows are open, & the list is a-listin! #todaysagenda #hellosunday