Hipster Survival Guides

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Welcome to the "Hipster Survival Guides" series. 

Your daily read on all the situations you might find yourself in as a vinyl-licking hipster and how to survive them. 
Your iPod Shuffle and two day old coffee from the pot is safe here friends.
 Happy Reading, you Vinyl-Lickers! 
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The Hipsters Guide To Surviving : "An Autumn Day in 2009"
  1. Coffee 
  • If you’re wearing an owl necklace, mustache shirt, & have a chunky cardigan, order a pumpkin spice latte with whipped cream. (Bonus points if you bring a cinnamon stick)

  • If you own a fedora, Mumford & Sons band tee from their tour this year, & you have a barely visible 5 o'clock shadow rooting in, order an extra dry cappuccino. Don’t worry….we wont snitch if you add a little sugar.

  • If you’re wearing bright colored tights, a chunky scarf, & you have a braid in your hair, order a drip coffee with some sort of flavor + oat milk. You probably like honey or vanilla but NEVER hazelnut. You’re manic but we love you.

  • If you’ve been non-stop listening to Death Cab For Cutie on repeat and you have a gold nose ring, order a hot chocolate with EXTRA whipped cream. We know you’re going to blog about it, so make it picture perfect.  

  • If you have a hair feather, tote bag, + you’re rocking the boots under that maxi skirt (which we all know you are), order a black tea with honey. 

  • If you own a Norah Jones cd & have an obsession with Bath & Body Works Autumn collection, order a Butterscotch latte. You whimsy little freak. 


  1. Staple Pieces for the season & Where to shop  
  • Chunky scarves 
  • Fingerless gloves with buttons (Bonus if you knit them yourself) 
  • Colored tights 
  • Patterned shorts worn over tights 
  • Blouses with fun patterns (Foxes, owls, hearts, arrows, etc) 
  • Corduroy suits 
  • Blazers with ANY outfit 
  • Ties with dresses 
  • Short collared dresses 
  • Tight fitted cardigans 
  • Peterpan collars (Add pins and buttons) 
  • Band tees with your blazers 
  • Uggs (Dirtier the better) 
  • Classic black & white converse (Low top duh) 
  • Oversized fur coats (Hello Margot Tenenbaum) 
  • Polka dots 

GO TO THRIFTSTORES! 

I also enjoy Etsy, Local stores, & I adore a good "Make it yourself" situation.

  1. Music & Devices 
Let’s be honest. iPods are the way to go, always. They last FOREVER + you can download SO much music onto them. Forget your iPhone, kick it old school. CD’s are a great option too!
My favorite Autumn Bands & Artists
  • Matt Pond PA 
  • Death Cab For Cutie 
  • Norah Jones 
  • Cursive 
  • Bright Eyes 
  • Cat Power 
  • Band Of Horses 
  • The Middle East 
  • Elliot Smith 
  • Donora 
  • Feist 
  • Headlights 
  • The Paper Kites 

Always remember to practice safe driving when switching out your CD’s in the car! 


  1. Filter Packs & Photos 
So you want to blog about the coffee you just bought? What filter do you pick? Is the brightness too high? Is the filter not “Filtering”? Like you just #cantevenrightnow 
 Let me help you! 

All edits are used with the Instagram filters…because at the time it’s all we had. 


Apple Tea Filter 

  1. Filter  - Rise : +77
  2. Brightness : -43 
  3. Warmth : +100 
  4. Color : Shadow - Red + Highlights - Orange 
  5. Vignette - +63

Pumpkin Spice Latte Filter

  1. Filter - Hefe : +50
  2. Lux : +71 
  3. Brightness : +30 
  4. Warmth : +72 
  5. Vignette : +41
  6. Fade : +50

Snapshot Espresso Filter

  1. Filter - Amaro : +100 
  2. Contrast - +50 
  3. Highlights : -54 
  4. Warmth : +46 
  5. Vignette - +66


The guide to a perfect fall day in 2009. 


Wake up earlier than usual. Not terribly early, but more so than what’s typical. 
Roll out of bed, slip on your chunky knit socks & oversized cardigan. Yawn while doing the typical “I’m a girl in a movie” stretch. 
Mozy down to the kitchen and look through the cabinets or something to eat. After a few minutes, you decide to go out for coffee instead. You walk back upstairs to your room. Brush your teeth, do your hair, pop on some makeup + your Sweet Pumpkin Bath & Body Works Body spray. That collection is to die for! Ugh!  

Walk over to your closet. You’re having a hard time deciding between your peter pan collared fox print dress paired with the bright cherry red tights or the skinny jeans with a chunky sweater and scarf with your well loved converse. Decisions, decisions. 
You hear a roar of thunder and realize it’s starting to storm. Chunky sweater it is! What’s a perfect Autumn day without gloomy weather to match? Also, it's FREEZING out! 

Grab your totebag, and for the love of god please dont forget your ipod & new Death Cab CD! 

You head out to your fav coffee spot. You order a pumpkin spice latte with extra whipped cream and you ask if they can make it in your mug you brought from home. As you’re waiting for your coffee, you sit at the window table, because duh! The rain is coming down, you hear light conversations with other manic pixie dream girls and guys wearing fedoras. You can smell the fresh baked pastries from the case and the espresso beans being ground up fresh. 

The barista delivers your coffee and you breathe it in before taking a sip. You also snap a photo for your blog! What hashtags are we using today? 

#autumndays #psl #october #latergram

Today's agenda is to head to Barnes & Noble, a few thrift stores, & then you’re meeting a few friends for a kick back dinner at the new local ramen spot. So much to look forward to. The world is on a fast moving clock, but for once, you feel like time stops. Your heart is in a state of pure bliss. Never leave it. There's just something about the season change that makes us feel more us. 

If you’ve survived your day as a hipster in October, I congratulate you. It’s a hard life out there for us Autumn lovers. We have to stick together. If you have any tips on how you survived your day as a Hipster in Autumn , leave them in the comments! #summerween

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Jeff Richardson 30 days ago
Hahahaha this is brilliant!!!

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